Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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