thus making me awesome and them whores
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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