It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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