White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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