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(850): View more from Florida

You drinking a lot?

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No.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Define a lot

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(757): View more from Virginia

Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

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(518): View more from New York

The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures

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