She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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