I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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