If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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