sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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