are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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