Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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