I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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