Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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