I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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