YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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