I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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