The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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