Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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