White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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