I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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