So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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