Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Randomize
