No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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