ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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