After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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