Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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