Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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