So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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