I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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