We won't sleep together?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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