Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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