ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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