so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think i got beer on your cat.
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