Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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