How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
It was confusing and full of hummus
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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