that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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