Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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