found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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