That's intense
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
