I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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