Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Randomize
