Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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