repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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