i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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