This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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