i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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