I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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