i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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