they need to just BURY HIM!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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