I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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