Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
i believe in u and ur pee
He shit in the fireplace
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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