i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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