How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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