so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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