im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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