you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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