: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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