it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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